Achievement guide
Cookie Clicker
| Achievement | Global | Friends who own it | Guidance |
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Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. |
28.3% |
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Army of me
Have 400 You. |
28.2% |
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But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. |
28.2% |
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The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples. |
28% |
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Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms. |
27.9% |
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Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs. |
27.9% |
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Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses. |
27.4% |
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Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers. |
27.4% |
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If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. |
27.3% |
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I'm the wiz
Cast 99 spells. |
27.2% |
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Mass Easteria
Unlock 14 eggs. |
26.9% |
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Methuselah
Reach level 10 grandmas. |
26.7% |
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers. |
26.7% |
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Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals. |
26.1% |
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Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers. |
25.8% |
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Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. |
25.6% |
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Sweetmeats
Harvest a meaty sugar lump. |
25.5% |
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With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. |
25.4% |
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God complex
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25.3% |
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Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments. |
25% |
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Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything. |
24.8% |
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Motormouth
Reach level 10 wizard towers. |
24.7% |
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Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades. |
24.6% |
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Maillard reaction
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. |
24.3% |
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But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines. |
24% |
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Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles. |
24% |
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Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. |
23.8% |
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In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines. |
23.7% |
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Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers. |
23.3% |
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A capital idea
Reach level 10 banks. |
22.7% |
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Have 700 alchemy labs. |
22.7% |
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Know thyself
Have 450 You. |
22.1% |
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Spooky cookies
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. |
21.9% |
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It belongs in a bakery
Reach level 10 temples. |
21.8% |
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Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers. |
21.8% |
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What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers. |
21.5% |
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Hide & seek champion
Unlock all the eggs. |
21.4% |
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I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. |
21.2% |
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Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. |
21% |
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D-d-d-d-deeper
Reach level 10 mines. |
20.8% |
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Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. |
20.4% |
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Have 700 portals. |
20.1% |
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All on deck
Have 900 cursors. |
19.9% |
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Patently genius
Reach level 10 factories. |
19.9% |
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Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants. |
19.6% |
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Been there done that
Reach level 10 shipments. |
19.3% |
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Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms. |
19.2% |
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Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses. |
19% |
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Baby it's old outside
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season. |
18.3% |
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No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. |
18% |
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Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles. |
17.9% |
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Phlogisticated substances
Reach level 10 alchemy labs. |
17.9% |
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And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. |
17.7% |
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Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything. |
17.7% |
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I only meant to stay a while
Have 700 time machines. |
17.6% |
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Bizarro world
Reach level 10 portals. |
17.2% |
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Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer. |
17.2% |
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Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers. |
16.9% |
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Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You. |
16.6% |
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O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade. |
16.2% |
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The long now
Reach level 10 time machines. |
16.2% |
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Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses. |
16% |
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Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers. |
15.9% |
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It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. |
15.9% |
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Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You. |
15.7% |
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Sierpinski rhomboids
Reach level 10 fractal engines. |
15.6% |
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Alexandria
Reach level 10 javascript consoles. |
15.5% |
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Chubby hadrons
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. |
15.4% |
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Eldeer
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. |
15.3% |
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Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines. |
15.2% |
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Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. |
15.2% |
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Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers. |
15.2% |
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Palettable
Reach level 10 prisms. |
15.1% |
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Let's leaf it at that
Reach level 10 chancemakers. |
14.9% |
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In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. |
14.8% |
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Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. |
14.6% |
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Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. |
14.6% |
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Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. |
14.2% |
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A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers. |
14.1% |
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Think big
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. |
13.9% |
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Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 600 idleverses. |
13.8% |
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Speed baking III
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13.7% |
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Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms. |
13.3% |
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Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. |
13.3% |
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Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. |
12.8% |
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Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. |
12.7% |
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True Neverclick
|
12.5% |
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Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 550 of everything. |
12% |
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Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good. |
11.9% |
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Get with the program
Have 650 javascript consoles. |
11.6% |
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Riding the Mersenne twister
Have 700 chancemakers. |
11.6% |
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Hypersize me
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. |
11.4% |
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In her likeness
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. |
11% |
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Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. |
10.9% |
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Cardinal synapses
Have 600 cortex bakers. |
10.6% |
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All-natural cane sugar
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10.5% |
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Divide and conquer
Have 700 fractal engines. |
10.5% |
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I'll rest when I'm dead
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. |
10.5% |
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Max capacity
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. |
10.5% |
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Genetic bottleneck
Have 550 You. |
10.4% |
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