Achievement guide
Cookie Clicker
| Achievement | Global | Friends who own it | Guidance |
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The years start coming
Have 500 time machines. |
35% |
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Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles. |
34.9% |
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Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. |
34.9% |
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Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. |
34.8% |
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Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers. |
34.8% |
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Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers. |
34.8% |
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Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples. |
34.8% |
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The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments. |
34.8% |
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Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. |
34.7% |
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Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. |
34.7% |
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What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers. |
34.6% |
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I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines. |
34.4% |
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The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers. |
34.4% |
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And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. |
34.3% |
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Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs. |
34.3% |
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The hunt is on
Unlock 1 egg. |
34.3% |
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Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers. |
34.2% |
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Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. |
34.2% |
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Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers. |
34.2% |
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Wrinklesquisher
Burst 50 wrinklers. |
34.1% |
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You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms. |
34.1% |
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Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything. |
34% |
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Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie. |
34% |
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The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. |
33.9% |
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Versatile
Have 400 idleverses. |
33.9% |
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A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers. |
33.8% |
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Elder calm
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. |
33.8% |
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Freaky jazz hands
Reach level 10 cursors. |
33.8% |
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Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals. |
33.7% |
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Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments. |
33.6% |
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Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. |
33.6% |
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They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas. |
33.6% |
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Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building. |
33.5% |
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Here you go
Click this achievement's slot. |
33.5% |
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Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers. |
33.5% |
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What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. |
33.5% |
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You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers. |
33.4% |
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It's grown on you
Have 650 farms. |
33.2% |
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Leprechaun
Click 777 golden cookies. |
33.1% |
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Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings. |
33.1% |
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Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles. |
33% |
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I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. |
33% |
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My own clone
Have 1 You. |
33% |
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Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines. |
32.9% |
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Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. |
32.9% |
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Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades. |
32.9% |
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Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs. |
32.8% |
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Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines. |
32.8% |
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Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines. |
32.8% |
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Tiny cookie
Click the tiny cookie. |
32.7% |
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Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. |
32.6% |
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Multiplicity
Have 50 You. |
32.5% |
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Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories. |
32.5% |
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The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers. |
32.5% |
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Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. |
32.4% |
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What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. |
32.4% |
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A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. |
32.3% |
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Born for this job
Have 100 You. |
32.3% |
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Resurrection
Ascend 10 times. |
32.2% |
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Lovely cookies
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. |
32.1% |
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More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. |
32.1% |
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The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors. |
32.1% |
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Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks. |
32% |
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Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers. |
32% |
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Episode II
Have 150 You. |
31.9% |
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Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything. |
31.9% |
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Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals. |
31.9% |
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Copy that
Have 200 You. |
31.8% |
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Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. |
31.7% |
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Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. |
31.7% |
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Let it snow
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. |
31.5% |
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Life finds a way
Have 250 You. |
31.4% |
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And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples. |
31.3% |
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Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers. |
31.3% |
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Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. |
31.2% |
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Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. |
31.2% |
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A light snack
Have 550 prisms. |
31.1% |
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And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas. |
31.1% |
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Overcrowding
Have 300 You. |
31% |
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You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses. |
31% |
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Back already?
Have 600 time machines. |
30.7% |
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Sleigh of hand
Pop 50 reindeer. |
30.7% |
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Au naturel
Have 700 farms. |
30.6% |
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Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers. |
30.5% |
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Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles. |
30.5% |
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That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. |
30.5% |
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All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades. |
30.4% |
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Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. |
30.2% |
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Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines. |
30.1% |
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Egging on
Unlock 7 eggs. |
29.9% |
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Strength in numbers
Have 350 You. |
29.8% |
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Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers. |
29.8% |
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Bots build bots
Have 700 factories. |
29.7% |
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Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers. |
29.4% |
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False vacuum
Have 650 shipments. |
29.3% |
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Getting that bag
Have 700 banks. |
29% |
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Olden days
Find the forgotten madeleine. |
28.9% |
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Huge tracts of land
Reach level 10 farms. |
28.8% |
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Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. |
28.7% |
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Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines. |
28.7% |
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