Achievement guide

Genital Jousting

2018-01-18

Friends who own it

Lucien LaMalice0.2h total

XEALEEN0h total

cahoots0h total

Achievement	Global	Friends who own it
Go Left Move to the left.	47%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Go Right Move to the right.	46.9%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Fire Inspector Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.	33.3%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Generous Lover Finish last in a Party Mode game.	32.6%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Self Defence Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.	16.5%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
A Better John	11.6%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Swan Tamer Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.	10.9%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Till Death Do Us Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.	9.7%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Autopaedicatio Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.	7%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Always Finishes First Good at video games. Terrible at sex.	6.9%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Clumsy Die a lot of times in your nightmares.	6.4%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Most Improved Tapulator Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.	5%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Spare Wheel Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.	4.9%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Summer Job	4.5%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
The Perfect Partner Marry yourself in Abstinence.	4.1%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Magnetic Basshole Win Lights Out in under five seconds.	3.9%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Master Unlocker Collect enough milk to fill the tank.	3.9%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Popcorn Buffet Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.	3.5%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
My Precious Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.	3.3%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Safety First Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.	3.2%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Meet Your Maker	3.1%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Paperwork Submit your monthly physical report.	2.3%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Early Bird Swallow every worm.	1.8%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Bulking Gear Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.	1.7%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Sleep No More Don't let sleeping dongs lie.	1.7%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Appalling Appetite	1.3%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Couch Party Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.	1.3%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total
Fussy Lover Save yourself for that special orgy.	1.2%	Lucien LaMalice0.2h total XEALEEN0h total cahoots0h total