Achievement guide
NotTheNameWeWanted
| Achievement | Global | Friends who own it | Guidance |
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Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time. |
79.2% |
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Twiddling the Bits
Visit the options screen. |
51.4% |
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Hello, my name is Kenneth.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon! |
49.7% |
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Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales. |
43.1% |
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wot u lookin at
Play as Darren for the first time. |
39.7% |
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Big Deal
Complete Swindon. |
32.2% |
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Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game. |
30.7% |
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Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester. |
28.1% |
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Taking it From Behind
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top. |
27.8% |
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ReElection Special
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game. |
27.5% |
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Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time. |
27.1% |
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Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence. |
16.4% |
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Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence. |
16.4% |
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Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence. |
16.4% |
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Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence. |
16.3% |
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Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence. |
16.3% |
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Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence. |
16.2% |
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Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence? |
15.1% |
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Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence. |
14.9% |
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That Can't Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence. |
14.7% |
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Oh I Give Up
All this counting is boring. |
14.4% |
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Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game. |
11.8% |
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Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor. |
11% |
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Splat the Rat
You splat the rat. |
10.7% |
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The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating. |
9.8% |
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Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming. |
9.6% |
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GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations. |
8.8% |
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Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap. |
8.7% |
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A Flaw in the System
Learn the Lidl safe combination. |
7.7% |
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Jimmy Carr's Accountant
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy. |
7.2% |
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Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park. |
7.2% |
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Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap. |
7.1% |
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Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast. |
5.9% |
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Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls. |
5.2% |
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Communist Leanings.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake. |
4.9% |
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Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing. |
4.9% |
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Beyond the Possible
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode. |
4.6% |
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Paradox
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work |
4.3% |
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Practice Makes Perfect
Complete London without dying. |
4.2% |
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