Achievement guide
Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies
| Achievement | Global | Friends who own it | Guidance |
|---|---|---|---|
Getting productive
Complete all your tasks |
94.8% |
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Pack your things
Get fired |
81.9% |
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Popular
Receive a phone call |
70.5% |
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Janitor
Become the janitor |
64.1% |
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YOU'RE FIRED
Fire another player |
57.1% |
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Number two
Get promoted to the assistant |
52.6% |
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Keep on slacking
Win a game as a slacker |
44.5% |
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No witnesses
Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use |
26.5% |
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Risky note
Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager |
21.3% |
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UGH dammmit
Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map |
19.2% |
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World's best janitor
As a janitor, get promoted to assistant |
14.6% |
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Who did this?
Enable servers after disabling them |
14.4% |
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This will go to HR
Get fired as Manager |
14.1% |
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IT guy
Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF |
13.1% |
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Risky virus
Infect manager's computer |
12.9% |
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Picasso from the office
Hang a drawing on the display board |
11.6% |
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Trust issues
Fire your own assistant |
11.3% |
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I'm the boss NOW
Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss |
9.5% |
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Changed my mind
Be demoted from assistant |
8.8% |
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Who poisoned me?
Take 5 shit in the same game |
8.3% |
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Receptionist is that you?
Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map |
7% |
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Crossed
Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute |
6.7% |
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Don't mind me
Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump |
4.5% |
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Sowing the seeds of doubt
Email the manager from another players PC |
3.5% |
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The traitor
Win as a Slacker Assistant |
3.4% |
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Smokers Cough
Smoke 100 cigarettes |
2.6% |
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Dance Dance Dale & Dawson
Dance for 3 min straight in one game |
2.5% |
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Sticky Bandits
Place 15 sticky notes in one game |
2.5% |
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On a Roll!
As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row |
2% |
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The crazy colleague
|
0.8% |
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Virtual cats addict
|
0.8% |
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Employee of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist |
0.6% |
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Burp!
Drink 100 beers |
0.5% |
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Repairman
Update the firmware of 100 cameras |
0.5% |
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Snake grand master
Get a score over 60 at Snake |
0.5% |
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Slacker of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker |
0.4% |
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Firefighter
Extinguish 50 Fires |
0.3% |
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Minesweeper grand master
Win 100 Minesweeper games |
0.3% |
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