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POSTAL 2

Achievement guide

POSTAL 2

2012-11-02
Friends who own it Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total
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R. Kelly's Protege
R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

 67.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Friend of Dorothy
Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

 62% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Well, aren't YOU a badass
Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

 56.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

 53.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Duck Dynasty
Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

 49.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

 48.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Here, Wilfred
Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

 46.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Officer McLovin'
Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

 46.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

It's sterile and I like the taste
It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

 37.2% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

 36.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

C U Next Tuesday
C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

 34.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

 33.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Finkle IS Einhorn!
Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

 32.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Lieberman is our Leader!
Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

 31.9% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Fur Sure!
Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

 31.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

 31.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

 28.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

 28.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

 25.2% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

 22% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

 21.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

 20.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

 19.9% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

 19.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

 19.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Workin' for the Weekend
Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

 18.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
17.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

 17.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Can't Touch This
Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

 16.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

FAB-U-LOUS!
FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

 14.9% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Door Mat
Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

 14.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Darth Maul'd!
Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

 14.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

 14% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

You are not alone
You are not alone
13.7% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

I'm not even supposed to be here today!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
13.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

A-Rod Who?
A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

 12.9% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Paid the Piper
Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

 12.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Chuck Norris'd!
Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

 11.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

I Am Legend
I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

 10.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

I swear, I thought it was a home fill
I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

 10.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

There's always money in the banana stand
There's always money in the banana stand
10.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Shiva Blast
Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

 10.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

RAFIBOMB!!!
RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

 10% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

 9.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

 9.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Reddit would be proud.
Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

 9.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Thanks for the money!
Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

 9.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Rick Grimes 4 Life
Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

 9% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

I should buy a boat
I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

 8.9% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Chapelle's Show
Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

 8.7% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Found 'em faster than GWB
Found 'em faster than GWB
8.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Running With Scissors
Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

 8.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

John Rambo'd!
John Rambo'd!
8.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Señor Cornballer
Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

 8.2% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

GABAGOOOOOL!
GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

 8.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

One time, at band camp...
One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

 6.9% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Holocaust: Part Deux
Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

 6.7% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

I don't need virgins for this
I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

 6.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

 6.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Ginger Mint
Ginger Mint
6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Rain on your Wedding Day
Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

 6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Don't taze me, bro!
Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

 5.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Uncle T-Bag
Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

 5.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

 5.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Pussy on a Pedestal
Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

 5.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Hello, Newman
Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

 5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Gettin DP'd
Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

 4.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Fear and Loathing
Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

 4.7% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

SCREW that game!
SCREW that game!
4.7% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Ape Gape
Ape Gape
4.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Better than POSTAL III
Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

 4.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Dick Message
Dick Message
4.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

 4.5% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

BioShocked
BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

 4.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Anustart!
Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

 4.2% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Gary vs. The K. Man
Gary vs. The K. Man
4.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

 4.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

40 Year Old Virgin
40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

 3.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Hobo Sexual
Hobo Sexual
3.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Ladies Love Cake
Ladies Love Cake
3.8% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

PooMasher
PooMasher
3.7% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Rich on Reddit
Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

 3.7% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

CAN YOU DIG IT?!
CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

 3.6% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

You Snow Nothing John Blow
You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

 3.4% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Ode to Eddings
Ode to Eddings
3.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Scientology Level: OT VIII
Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

 3.3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Adderall4All
Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

 3.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

My Name is Jesus
My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

 3.1% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total

Harder than r/gonewild
Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

 3% Csontzuzo Csontzuzo1.8h total Nyanch Nyanch6.8h total TWK TWK1.5h total Taledon Taledon0h total TheGambler TheGambler0.8h total XEALEEN XEALEEN2.6h total changuitoZ changuitoZ0.7h total