South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You have joined the KKK.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You sold 300 junk items.

You befriended your father.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've spent $500.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You farted on four major authority figures.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.